Sunday, August 7, 2011

Priest (5/10)

Yea this movie makes no sense. Seriously! There are so many dumb questions this movie make rise, but I don't care about answering them. Why do the vampires not kill the father in the beginning of the movie? Where do the vampires go after they escape the hive? Why can't the heroes see a town burning when they can clearly see the town on their way there? How fast is that speeder bike to outrun a train but can't go about 15 miles in one night? The movie jumps so much with no ground material it simply doesn't make sense. The movie involves a futuristic society that has an order of priests battling vampires. The nameless priest (Paul Bettany) is looking for his niece that has been kidnapped by the mysterious vampire/human Black Hat (Karl Urban held back). Just know that this movie is not worth your time unless it's A.) free B.) you don't have anything better to do. Mediocre but I've seen worse.

5/10
Recommendation: I wouldn't bother. Unless you liked "Legion" and that seems far fetched.

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