Sunday, July 31, 2011

Angel Beats

So I decided to write some words on a TV show, an Japanese Anime at that. Now here me out before you pass over this. I watch a good variety of TV shows, some which are more like long movies than a series. I've consider for some time writing a review or as I said earlier "some words" on three different series.
"Angels in America" and "John Adams" were both mini series that ran several episodes but told a larger plot that would end in only a couple of installments. I figure I'll do a Game of Thrones one too once I finish it (I'm waiting for Blu-Ray for the final episodes I need to watch). So when a TV series feels almost like a movie, why should't I post something about it. Now as far as being an anime, why not again? People still love Spongebob (I always will) and it's always be favorite in some hearts. Whether it's nostalgic or what I still watch it for, It will always be funny. An anime is the same thing and gives a chance to explore more open areas (like Sci-fi). I'm not trying to win you over to it, but just saying don't hate it until you try it.

Anyway Angel Beats is a series about high schoolers living in the after life. The creators came up with the idea of these kids that have had terrible youths and are given a second chance to live in a after life school before passing on to the even more unknown. We follow a group of students who have decided to rebel against God by not passing on from this purgatory to show defiance over their terrible former lives. They fight with Angel, a young girl who's motives are a mystery. It's hard to describe the full plot because well it unfolds over fourteen 25 minute episodes. I do want to say it's a life changer.

Some of these rebels tell stories of their lives before getting here and it's heart breaking. It's as powerful as seeing it in any movie, more so even. The show is hilarious when it wants to be, action packed other times, and very moving also in the end. Stories of a young adult losing his sister, working to become a doctor to make sure other don't suffer to only come to have his dreams end in a metro accident are the kinds I like to see. Not because I love all the depressing melodrama all the time. It's that the story is so masterfully handled it's memorable as any movie or story you'll hear (or watch). So wrapping up this review seems strange. Since it's such a long story that I don't want to give anything way from  (even the small glimpse above isn't the best thing to do), I'll let you discover the magic and epicness (cheesy I know) on your own. I won't give it a rating but me writing something about it shows how much I loved it. So the reason I'm writing this is that so you know something so great is out there and hopefully you give it a chance. I could not recommend it more if your looking for something to get lost in.

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Red Riding Hood (3/10)

The only reason and trust me... it's the only reason I watched this was because I've been very tired over the past few days. I needed some background noise for my nap so that's why it tainted it my PS3. My dad rented this crap because Gary Oldman was in it, otherwise I'm sure it would have never entered my home. So is this what "Twilight" is like? If so then I understand the hate it gets and understand even less why people would like it at all. "Red Riding Hood" is a horrendous film that fails on about every level.

So the plot, yes as bad as it is there is one, is about Valerie (Amanda Seyfried showing what I think the acting skills of a mannequin are) choosing between the two loves of her life. What will an attractive and boring girl do in a even more boring germanic town. Well there's Peter (Shiloh Fernandez in a performance  that makes you want to punch him in the face), the bad boy wood cutter and Henry (Max Irons, please tell me that's a stage name) the rich blacksmith. Well the love triangle will bore you to tears so let's throw something to spice it up. There's a werewolf running around town and it may be one of the two potential lovers. Gary Oldman shows up with a entourage of jerk off soldiers to hunt this creature. I'd prefer he'd kill the whole town but there was a only a small chance of happening. What's even better is the soldiers bring a torture device in the shape of a giant metal elephant. Now if you don't think that is one of the most ridiculous thing you've heard of then you have seen some strange things. I wondered more about way they had this thing rather than who the werewolf was or anything else.

This is an terrible movie that deserves all the nasty things you can think to says about it. It's perhaps some of the worst cinematography and art direction I've ever seen. Acting and directing shit holes. This is about as bad as a movie can get. Anyway this is currently sitting at my second worse of the year, a fact I decided about ten minutes after watching it. Like I said earlier I wish some twist was involved where somebody would kill everybody in the village. The best option being the metal elephant coming to life and running rampart of the town.

3/10
Recommendation: Stay Away!!!

The Adjustment Burea (6.5/10)

Something was really strange about this movie, but maybe it was just me. When you watch enough movies you get a kind of 6th sense on how a movie is made. Meaning that when your watching a movie, things seem to fit a certain criteria. To me the "The Adjustment  Bureau" felt painfully obvious that I was watching a movie at times. Acting, editing, dialogue and other things made it seem like they were just making a movie rather than telling a story. Like I said, it could be just me.

So wannabe senator David (Matt Damon) meets Elise (Emily Blunt) one night and a couple of months later they meet again, well that's the problem. Fate has deemed that these two should have met only once and so call in the adjustment bureau. A group of hat wearing goons who have a office in down town NYC. So that's where fate has been hiding all this time, go figure. They tell David that he can never see Elise again because that's not apart of his fate. Well some chance meetings will cause David to rebel against destiny itself. I thought about half way through that it was fate that David and Elise should fall in love and that the bureau was wrong. Well to bad the movie actually addresses this and decides to come up with some cheap gimmick to say why the two actually fall in love. The supporting cast consists of Anthony Mackie, John Slattery and Terrence Stamp who all seem like they could have played their role and each others roles just the same. "The Adjustment Burea" is a fine movie and all, but it's not that great. There are more cons than pros in this movie which is never a good thing (unless your making "Mr Jingles").

6.5/10
Recommendation: I'd watch it if you got time to kill. Unless you REALLY love the actors then it isn't that necessary to rent. I love the cast but they've all done better work else where. I'd recommend "Dark City" if the plot sounds interesting here, that one handles a similar idea masterfully.

Friday, July 29, 2011

Source Code (9/10)

We open up on Chicago, ariel shots of the city as the score kicks in. Instantly I was reminded of an old Hitchcock style opening. A sly and moving beat lurks the into the mind and the mood is set. This is going to one hell of a movie. A train moves along it's tracks in a single path. It's not changing it's tracks nor fate anytime soon (oh metaphors how I love you). We see some birds begin to fly and like the movie it's about to take off. "Source Code" is one of the highlights in a rather average year of movies (not to say we haven't had good ones). It's a smart and cool thriller that keeps you guessing until the end. A intriguing plot with a cast pulling out the stops to make a terrific film. "Source Code" as complex as it seems is simple at it's core. It's all building up to a sci-fi thriller unlike no other.

The plot starts with a man waking up on a train (Jake Gyllenhaal showing why he's an actor to reckon with). He is confused quite shocked. Putting yourself in his shoes is a blast A series of small events occur to give the environment some detail. Across from him is Christina (the always likable Michelle Monaghan), she knows him but he doesn't know her. She calls him Sean but that' not who he is. His is Capt. Colter Stevens (awesome name) and the last thing he remembers is flying helicopters in the Middle East. Of course he's freaked out and upon seeing a reflection he's even more confused. The reflection is not the man we see. An explosion occurs and Colter is sitting in a steel capsule of sorts. A woman talks to him over a computer screen. Colleen Goodwin (Vera Farmiga nailing it) tells him (or will soon) he is in the Source Code. This will let him relive the last eight minutes of this Sean's life to find out any details on the bombing of the train. If it sounds confusing now, don't worry, this movie does a great job explaining itself.

So we follow Colter as he goes through several attempts to find any clues about the bomb so that they can prevent the next attack. It's a mix of "Minority Report", "The Jacket", "Groundhog Day", "Inception" "Murder on The Orient Express" and little touches from other great films. However this one has a style and feel of all it's own despite making you think of those other great movies. This movie could have just had Colter running around doing something a little different every time he is sent back in. Well the people do things differently every time around as well, or at least the little things. Every trip in the Source Code is new every time an thus entertaining each trip as well. Dr. Rutledge (Jeffrey Wright good as always)  describes the operation not as time travel but time reassignment.

The characters feel real enough and actually have a life all their own. The plot is dynamite and is a thrill throughout. The film's production values and overall art scheme is great (sounds weird to talk about but you'll see what I mean). "Source Code" is so far one of the best movies I've seen all year. It's a compliment as well as an insult to most the other's we've seen this year. If "Source Code" came out in theaters during the summer I'd rank it maybe one of the best summer blockbusters of all time (along with "Super 8"). Also with this crap of a year in summer movies we'd finally have something worth talking about that's positive. This is a sci-fi movie with a plot that seems impossible, but that's why the sci-fi genre is so great. It's about exploring something we otherwise can't. Duncan Jones is becoming a director to talk about because he has made only two movie ("Moon" being the other) and both are marvelous. "Source Code" is a film to truly enjoy and remember.

9/10
Recommendation: I'd watch it regardless of what your taste in movies is. It's fantastic all around. I'd say rent this rather than go to the theaters right now. Your getting only about one or two good movies a week out of the ten or so that come out now anyway (counting indie movies here too). "Source Code" is high on my recommendation list anyway.

The Yellow Handkerchief (6/10)

A premise better than the actual movie, a shame. It's really that the idea behind the movie never lives up to it's potential. The movie is about three lonely and lost souls that have a road trip of sorts in the south. William Hurt plays a convict recently released. He's trying to be a good man but has an anger in him that gets him into trouble. Eddie Redmayne is a simple boy that speaks his mind, almost a child in a young man's body. Kirsten Stewart is use to having people walk all over her and leave her abandoned when they're done with her. The three travel Louisiana as William Hurt tries to get back to his ex-wife played by Mario Bello. It raises some interesting questions but the movie never dives into it's true nature. Eddie tells a story that he fell of a roof one day and just let people think it was a suicide attempt and William describes his alienation from his wife because he knows he'll hurt her worse if they stay together. These ideas give some insight into some deep characters but I felt it held back or going a simple route. It's a good movie, but it could have been better.

6/10
Recommendation:  A thinking kind of movie, but not one you need to rush out for unless you like the actors. They all do a great job.

The Winning Season (8/10)

A movie about a down and out drunk who coaches a high school  girl's basketball team, normally I wouldn't bother but this was an exception. I decided to give it a chance because Sam Rockwell plays the coach. That was almost all the movie really needed. Not to say the supporting cast with Emma Roberts, Rooney Mara and Shareeka Epps isn't talented. It's that when you have seen a bad Sam Rockwell movie. They may not all be great but bad is something I won't listen too. He seems to throw his all into every role. He doesn't have to play to the audiences sympathies because he's play the role to the fullest. Sam Rockwell has yet to find a role to show all his talent ("Moon" comes close) but he'll find it one day. So as far as the actual movie goes a well developed cast of characters and realistic situations make this movie to on the track to a winning goal. It's not a fantastic movie, but it's a lot more enjoyable than the cover shows. Never judge a book by it's cover they say.

8/10
Recommendation: One of the better sports movie's I've seen. So I'd suggest it if your looking for one.

Sunday, July 24, 2011

For Your Consideration (7/10)

I'm going to keep this brief because giving to much away would spoil the movie. Also being an ensemble picture there's to many characters to talk about. It's all about a low budget movie being made and somebody throws around the words "oscar nomination" and the film's buzz and the cast just go nuts. It's pretty funny seeing all these older jewish actors (cause that's like 90% of the movie being made and the one we're watching) run around trying to get the interest in their favor. Catherine O'Hara being my favorite as a woman trying to make a comeback after her one hit where she played a blind prostitute. It's a dryly funny movie, but sometimes that's better. Not to bad but not to great.

7/10
Recommendation: A smart comedy but the humor like I said is dry. If you've ever seen "Best In Show" than you'll love this.

The Worst Movies of 2011... So Far

Well this year has been a crapper so far movies. It's not that we haven't seen some good ones, hell some fantastic ones even. It's really that this year has had so many movies you just sit there with and that do nothing for you. Some make you regret paying the 9$ (or so) to see them. Some make you sick or at least give you a headache. There are those that dumb your brain to mush and others just plain suck. However I don't regret watching them (paying for them is another story) because it's all experience. A scar reminds you of the mistakes you made and you try to learn from them. I'd wish some of these directors and actors would learn something though. Peter Travers (fast becoming my favorite film critic) says it best with "you can't really love the good ones unless you enjoy hating the bad ones... you gotta love the crap. What could be more fun than looking at John Travolta in "Battlefield Earth". So here is the current list  based on what I've seen to be the big and bad of the year. Razzie award wining quality all around. 

Most Disappointing: "Sucker Punch"and "Thor"
While not the worst I've seen, this takes the cake for most disappointing. See I had high hopes for this one. Zack Snyder last live action film was "Watchmen" an awesome and new twist on super heros. I think Snyder should just make movie trailers because that guy knows how to cut one like nobody else. The film's characters plot and characters kind of just lay around and never do anything. Everything is based around the cartoonish and decently enjoyable action fantasies. Problem is that this movie is PG-13. Are you fucking kidding me?  From the director of "Watchmen" and "300" both movies have more nudity and gore than necessary, but that's why people loved them. They were over the top in the best ways. "Sucker Punch" shies away from nudity for action fantasies that could have been better with some blood. Not a bad movie, just disappointing.

I actually liked "Thor", but it could have been better. Looking at the cast and the director (the immensely talented Kenneth Branagh) it should have been a super hero classic. Instead we got an average comic book movie. The "taming" of Thor is cut way to short. An uninteresting final battle. Then there's Natalie Portman showing again why she's having the worst career year of her life. Sure she gets away with being likable, but barley cutting it something to be upset with. Somebody should tell her astronomers don't look at storms too.


Most Boring: "Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
So for a movie that's 3/4 fighting you'd think it be more exciting. Well outside of a fun opening action sequence this movie becomes littered with mundane fighting. It's a movie I've grown to like even less thinking about it, and I didn't really like it in the first place

Honorable Mention: "The Mechanic" and "The Rite"
Oh boy Jason Statham is at it again! Wake me up when it's over. It's all been done before and this is just showing why Statham is becoming the most boring actor in hollywood. I got hopes for his next action movie "Killer Elite" though. Statham should try another genre but that's for another time. At least Ben Foster tries his best with a film that really holds him back. 

What's worse of all is that I saw "The Mechanic" and "The Rite" in the same night. Anthony Hopkins I know that your good in everything, just choose movies that are actually good next year. I'm tired of possessed movies and I think most people are too. We get three every two years. "The Rite" is just another failure when compared to "The Exorcist" and doesn't stand well by itself.

5.) "Battle LA"
I actually read one critic who said "Battle La" was one of the most un-american movies in years. It had something to do with an advanced military (the aliens) invading a place (the USA) for it's resources. Well the Marines will use guerrilla warfare (like the insurgents) to fight the oppressors.  Well when you got lot's of explosions with almost zero plot that makes for a crappy movie. I gave it a decent rating at first but it really does not hold up over time. The movie when it actually tries to be serious is laughably bad. We have our first stinker on the list.

4.) "No Strings Attached"
Maybe this movie should be called no comedy or feeling attached. I'd like it better because than there would be no false hope going in. My expectations were dashed within minutes and the rest of the movie was a snooze fest. Ivan Reitman and Natalie Portman, I expected better and it really feels like you just phoned in the entire movie. It sucked.

3.) "Season of The Witch"
I expected a a bad movie and I was right. This is one dumb movie. Not engaging at all. This movie proves why there are reasons to just watch an average movie on cable again instead of seeing something new (release date, note ideas) at the theater. Awful!

2.) "Your Highness"
So this movie is just as disappointing as it is bad. I had high hopes. David Gordon Green, one of my favorite directors, has made his first bad movie. Even better or worse, he's made one of the worst movies of the year and I'll combine it with last year to double the effect. Flat, stale and repetitive joke. Scenes of ludacris stupidity. I wanted "Spaceballs" with a medieval twist but instead I got Mcbride and Green laughing in our face as we paid to see them make jokes that make you groan more than smile. I should have listned to my gut when I saw the trailer and didn't try to convince myself "but the ingredients are so good, how can it be bad?" Worst comedy of the year and one of the worst movies too, I'm calling it now.

1.) "Transformers: Dark of The Moon"
Did you expect anything else from me. You should read my review, I think it's just mean enough to this piece of trash movie. Actually trash and "Transformers 3" have a lot in common. They're both an eye sore, shiny, are loud when you bang them together (soulless robot fighting), the things inside are awful  and kind of make you sick (just everything about this movie). I say instead of seeing this movie you do something similar to what Roger Ebert said the experience was like for the second and worst movie. You should go into the kitchen, put a calendar with hot chicks and cars on the fridge, next take out a bunch of pans out and just start hitting them together while you yell out loud and repetitive nonsense. Then hit yourself hit yourself in the head once because that should kill that amount of brain cells that "Transformers 3" will (maybe too mean but hey if this doesn't deserve it, what does?). Either way this just a bleak point in film history.

a special mention to Natalie Portman because I mentioned 3/4 movies this year. The other I haven't seen yet. Please because I loved you in "Closer" and "Black Swan", get a new agent.

Blue Valentine (9.5/10) Revisited

What happens when you fall out of love? What happens to the magic that you felt when began your romance? Life isn't always what we dream, but it doesn't mean you can't find some happiness and be content. Well our couple is not the people to do this, they're going to destroy each other. "Blue Valentine" is a heartbreaking and quite often difficult movie to watch about two people who fall in love (or in some ways forced on them) and them falling out of it. Ryan Gosling plays Dean and Michelle Williams plays Cindy in two performances to damage the soul. The pair play the roles so well nobody else could have done it so well. They don't look glamorous or strong, but it rather shows two people struggling in a terrible situation. They are laid naked (figuratively and literally) before us in a story to take with us. This movie may not make you a better or nicer person, but it will teach you something to be wary of for all your life.

Dean and Cindy meet in the big city. Their dreams and options are only limited by themselves. The two make cute and begin to really feel something for one another. Well throw in some life altering bumps and things will change. Six years later they live in a small town, isolated and alone like their dreams. They have a child they love, but their relationship is struggling. So they decide to take a little love retreat and all the painful feeling will overcome them. They will fight and have sex and so on. It's a devastating show to watch these people come apart and their dreams possibly be forever crushed.

"Blue Valentine" is a phenomenal movie that is like a wild car wreck. It hurts to watch the pain before you, but you can't look away. The film was once NC-17 but luckily and rightfully won an appeal to get the R rating (easier distribute that way). This film will wipe the floor with you and leave you feeling drained and wasted... in the best way. "Blue Valentine" was one of the best films of 2010 and one that will stand the test of time.

9.5/10
Recommendation: Not easy to watch such a destructive movie, but it's easily worth the experience. Something to think about and will stay with you.

S1mone (6/10)

So yea... this was not doing it for me. This was the last Andrew Niccol film I had to see before I finished his entire collection. I'm really looking forward to his next movie "In Time" (look it up, it's got an awesome preview). I really hope it doesn't end up like this one.

"S1mone"stars Al Pacino sporting some strange russian like name, anyway, he's a failing director/producer. Actors treat him like crap and make all these demands, and gosh darn it is Al Pacino sick of it. Well a dying Elias Koteas offers him a solution. He gives him a program to make a digital woman. Now Pacino can photoshop an actress into scenes that will do exactly what as he a director wants. I actually liked the concept of the movie, but to bad the movie is predictable and does nothing to set itself apart. It's not a bad movie, but considering it's from the writer of "The Truman Show" and the director of "Gattaca" and "Lord of War", this is nothing to brag about.

6/10
Recommendation: ummmm... If it's on give it a shot, no need to go out otherwise unless you like the actors (Pacino, Rachel-Wood and Keener).

Gattaca (9/10)

So rejoice people, there are smart movies out there. Even though this movie came out in 1997 and I saw it a year later (so I was pretty young as you can guess), I felt like I was seeing it for the first time when I watched it yesterday. A Sci-fi thriller that is... wait for it... legendary...with it's precision work. "Gattaca" wisely builds up characters, mood, themes, and plot to one hell of a movie.

In a not to distant future humans can be perfected at birth. Genetics research has made it possible for a child to become the best possible version of it's self. Victor (Ethan Hawke) is born naturally and is told he will not live beyond his 30's. His grand plans for going into space are criticized and put down at every turn. So he works through an underground network to succeed in life. Victor will take the place of Jerome (Jude Law) who because of an accident cannot take his position at Gattaca (a space planning port of sorts). So Victor will live a secret life among people that are better than him in every way in this world. The genetically superior even have their weaknesses though. Jude Law came in second at a swimming contest before he was in his accident. It's a sad thing to know that even if your the best possible person you can be, there's someone better than you. This is a complex film with many layers that can fit perfectly into many genres . "Gattaca" is a movie that needs to be watched.

9/10
Recommendation: An amazing movie that can be enjoyed by all. I watched it again because recently Andrew Niccol, the director, has his new movie "In Time" coming out this year. It has a lot of potential so I wanted to get more familiar with his sci-fi work. "Gattaca" was great as I'm sure "In Time" will be.

Friday, July 22, 2011

The Art of Traveling (7.5/10)

This film is almost an inside joke for people like me. Travelers that is. Conner (Christopher Masterson) has left his old life behind and is looking to travel. After separating with his fiancee in a funny yet far-fetched scene, Conner takes the first flight he can at the airport. This leads him to Nicaragua, a country that's known for being quite dangerous. So at first we see nice and awkward Conner deal with his time traveling in third world country. I laughed at his look when he first saw the room, the way the beggars act, the muggers and even other tourists. I've experienced most of it first hand. I'll say they got it quite right. 

Conner meets other travelers when in Panama and with six others looks to break a world record by crossing the Darien Gap in record time. Well he meets Anna and the two will begin a relationship. Conner will spend over a year traveling and learns more about himself in the first 9 weeks than he has in 18 years.

This film is quite likable. From fun characters, interesting chit-chat and intoxicating scenery. The film will want you to make you travel more and that's always a good thing. Conner seems to be addicted to the experience he gets from traveling, not the people and places around him. SPOILER UPCOMING: He'll break up with Anna because he wants to travel more and she has to go home. This is both smart and dumb in my mind. If Conner thought Anna was his special one, he'd have gone to Prague (her home) with her. He doesn't so it shows that he may break up with her one day, but who knows. However that special person > traveling is the choice any day. This is a enjoyable movie albeit not marvelous one.

7.5/10
Recommendation: The film seems to have a descent fan base all saying it's one to remember. If anything those looking for a travel/adventure movie should not miss it. 
Side note: Christopher Masterson known as Francis from Malcolm in The Middle while does a fine job, is a bit to old to be playing a kid fresh out of high school (he's 28 playing a 18 year old)

The Lincoln Lawyer (7/10)

I enjoy characters like these. Mick Haller (Matthew McConaughey) is a man that has mastered his craft to a science. Somebody says something and the next move and two steps after that are already in his head. It reminded me of "Michael Clayton" a genius film where a lead knows exactly what to do in a dire situation. The film throughs some twists and most are good, not all.

So Mick Haller is a lawyer that is known for getting criminals off. He doesn't do it because he's evil. It's because the D.A here is corrupt enough where criminals are judged unfairly. Even these crooks deserve a fair trail. He takes on a client with some dark secrets and things will get out of hand. Maybe for the first time in Mick's life.

"Lincoln Lawyer" is a standard movie that does well with it's work. Nothing amazing but I'd say it's quite a good film still. "Lincoln Lawyer" is still one of the more practical and better star power driven dramas I've seen this year.

7/10
Recommendation: Interesting crime movie with some entertaining yet predictable twists. I'd watch it, I even would rent it if there's no other film catching your eye at the RedBox (I still hate RedBox though).

Rubber (7.5/10)

"Rubber" is... well odd. However that's what makes it so good. "Rubber" should be just compared only to itself. It is not the strangest movie I've ever seen, but it's up there. The plot is one that will either scare those off after the first sentence or get people very fascinated.

So I'll just say the general plot here and see what you think. "Rubber" is about a car tire that comes alive and rooms the desert while using psychic powers to blow anything that bothers it up. I wonder what the writer was thinking when he wrote it. The film opens with a sheriff questioning "what is the point of something in a movie?" Some off it is funny (why is E.T brown? or why does The Pianist have to hide when he has so much talent?) others are as smart as they are dumb (why do the couple in the romantic comedy fall in love). The sheriff along with the writer/director want us to question the point of a movie. I ask why? If I did that then every movie would have to go through a pass or fail system before I can look at anything else. I've seen some BAD movies ("Sharks in Venice"... don't ask) but I never regret watching them. Every film is like an experience and everything in the film (bad or good) is leading up to a larger picture. A bad film or something stupid in a film is like a scar, it hurts but you learn from it. I can't answer why E.T is brown but I can say that he is brown alien leading up to a larger picture. Questioning ever detail in a movie may work for some, but not me.

This film is madly entertaining though. A audience watches from a hill as the tire goes on his rampage. They act as a movie audience actually inserted in the movie. I liked these characters and the fact they have people in the film watching the events like a film is very new to me. It however is takes a interesting turn, but then your left on a shallower shore. This film is a mix between "The Twilight Zone" and "Monty Python" (I said this while watching the film and saw a critic said the same thing haha). "Rubber" raises some strange questions, but the tracks this mad or tragic tire leaves behind are great.

7.5/10
Recommendation: Actually if you give it a chance I can see anybody getting really interested. A very strange but entertaining movie.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Brick (10/10) Revisited

"Brick" may just be the smartest movie of all time. Not that it's all about science, math or whatever. However it's the meaningful and witty dialogue that makes it so wise. The way each character speaks and the hidden meaning in each phrase make it endlessly entertaining. "Brick" also is the perfect modern day adaption of a dying story. The genre known as film noir has not been heard from in decades. It's the classic idea of a unknown gritty underworld mystery. Imagine a detective trying to find a girl, but the truth is far more startling then what's on the surface. The detective is not a traditional hero either. Often a heavy drinker/smoker, sexist or just violate, our hero is not a glorious one. After "Kiss Me Deadly" blow up the genre (an interesting story if you want to look it up), film noir has rarely been seen since. "Sin City" and "Brick" brought it back to the modern world. "Sin City" would use a comic-book style to retell stories that are a tribute to the genre and bring it to new levels. "Brick" would take a modern setting and tell a classic story.

Brendan (a great Joseph Gorden-Levitt) is a high school outsider. He choose to live his life in the background, but his connections to the various social groups are near endless. His ex-girlfriend Emily (Emile de Ravin) leaves him a frantic message one day saying she's in trouble. Brendan looks into it and one day Emily disappears and nothing will stop Brendan from finding out the truth. He meets with drama club members, the high class and mysterious woman looking to help the hero (but what trouble will she bring), drug mules and a principal filling in for the chief of police. The film noir style is carried over masterfully to this high school by genius Rian Johnson, the director. This movie will suck you into the dark underworld as much as Brendan is. This is a movie to engage the mind as well as the emotion. The movie while violate at times, has no swears. Don't let that stop you from thinking there will be no verbal fights. There's some verbal hits here that will leave you breathless. "Brick" was the best mystery for 2005 and I'll argue for the entire decade. This is one not to miss.

10/10
Recommendation: A mesmerizing story that will entertain all. It's heavy on the strange yet brilliant dialogue, but it's all the more reason to love it.
Note: This is my 100th review!!!! What a great movie to do it for.

Monsters (9.5/10) Revisited

"Monsters" is the unsung sci-fi masterpiece of 2010. It's one of the best movies in the genre in not only years but in it's entire history. The film is unbelievably smart, well crafted, has a deep connection and has great production value. So many monster/alien/horror movies don't build up suspense. Half the time you see a person die from the bad guy in the introduction. "Monsters" wisely doesn't show you the creature right away. This way the audience is always dying to finally see one (it will happen and it's glorious). "Monsters" and "Never Let Me Go" were my favorite sci-fi movies of last year ("Inception" is in 3rd place but still in another league) and rightfully so.

Six years ago a probe is launched to scan space for life. It returns but crash lands in Central America. New life emerges from the probe and spreads. The militaries there cannot beat the creatures and a quarantine zone is established. A journalist Andrew (Scoot McNairy) who is reporting on the event in now the present is charged with a task. His head editor wants Andrew to find the editor's daughter and bring her home. Finding her is easy, but getting her home is another story. We see the two begin an odyssey to get home in the fashion of "Before Sunrise" and "District 9". Andrew and the editor's daughter Samantha (Whitney Able) talk about the situation and have a believable chemistry. We also see the events the quarantine and aliens have on the locals and the life they've established. The film deals with such great themes such as fear of the unknown, political isolation and my favorite doomed love.

"Monster" was filmed with roughly $500,000. That is a miracle! "Avatar" was 600x the budget and while that movie is visually dazzling, "Monsters" still shines bright. It shows that a well developed plot can really make a film magnificent. You won't see the creatures right away, only glimpses, but that's how it should be. The presence is always there, that one may be in the next scene and it's played out very well. The finale is a wonder. One of the most memorable I saw all last year. The idea of what a monster is questioned and you'll be given the task of coming up with your own answer. Garenth Edwards in his big screen debut makes him a name to watch out for. Acted to perfection with only the two leads being professional. The others and all the extras are just locals and it creates a great natural feel to it. "Monsters" is one to remember.

9.5/10
Recommendation: It's a love it or hate it movie. Fans of true sci-fi (a world of the unknown) will be one the loving side. Those looking for a alien slasher movie stay away!

Friday, July 15, 2011

Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives (9/10)

I once heard an argument that a film can be good based off beauty alone. That means movie's like this would be the best in the world. There's a movie thats name that escapes me right now that is just amazing scenery to great music. So according to that argument that film would be the best film ever made, I disagree but I can see where the debate has merit. "Uncle Boonmee" happens to be one of the most beautiful and haunting movies with some deep meditating thought I think I've ever seen.

I won't describe a strict plot because I can't. It would be like describing a dream of nature. The film follows the final days of Boonmee who is suffering from kidney failure. He elects to stay at his farm with friends and what family he has left. He sees his past lives as spirits come to visit him. There are three scenes I think I'll always remember. One is during a dinner where Boonmee's dead wife's ghost materializes next to them. Next Boonmee's son who disappeared years ago returns as a "Monkey Ghost" spirit. I was actually terrified when it first showed up, but the spirit is kind and pleasent. The next scene is when a princess has "relations" with a catfish. It's not something I like to see, but the dream feeling makes it intoxicating. The final scene is when Boonmee returns to a cave from his past. The cave is like a womb to him with starry imagery with glow worms.

This film won the Palme d'Or at the Cannes Film Festival. That's cinephile talk for best picture (paraphrasing Peter Travers there). Tim Brton, head of the jury called it "a beautiful strange dream". I feel that it's quite deserving. It's film let you lose your mind in a dream world with.

9/10
Recommendation: Action junkies stay away! This is would be like cancer to you, I'd suggest the "Notebook" or "Twilight" rather than "Uncle Boonmee" for you. This is an artsy film for those with brains looking for a deeper connection and something to stimulate thought. Fans of Terrence Malick and Wong Kar-Wai will not be disappointed.

As You Like It (8/10)

"As You Like It" is just how I like it (see what I did there). It's one of Shakespeare's best comedies and this is a great adaption. Great acting, nice scenery and meaningful dialogue is what I like. The play/film follows Rosalind as she flees to the woods after her uncle takes over the estate and banishes her father. She disguises herself as a boy to avoid being recognized. She falls in love with Orlando and he falls heavily for her (when they meet before she runs away). So disguised as a boy she plays a game with Orlando to see how much he likes her. The casting is perfect. Kevin Kline brings the melancholy Jaques to brilliant life. David Oyelowo puts so much force into Orlando that his work reflects on it favorably. Bryce Dallas Howard as Rosalind steals the show. She does a phenomenal job and was born to play the role. It's heavy on the Shakespeare dialogue so it's not for everyone. It's still one of the best love stories and just classic works out there still.

8/10
Recommendation: Shakespeare and love story fans don't shy away from this one, it's a treat.

happythankyoumoreplease (6.5/10)

Let's break down Josh Radnor's first time writing/directing/major role film. This way we can analyze the film and Radnor's talent to the field for what it it, an interesting future. Radnor known for his role as Ted Mosby on How I Met Your Mother (one of the best shows currently on TV) tries his attempt at the big screen. It's not a bad attempt, but I feel practice makes perfect. He needs work but this is a nice first attempt.

The film tells three stories of six people dealing with relationships. Plus one more character to make for a whimsical time. However those expectations are never truly met because nothing really happens. I often say some film's drag, meaning they establish plot, but getting to the conclusion/pay-off is not great. This film likes drive, an actual plot is to vacant to show a pay-off. Radnor plays Sam, a struggling writer who takes in a small child after seeing him getting separated from his caretaker. This is dangerously close to the "magical black guy" element where said person changes the life of a struggling white guy (think "The Legend Of Bagger Vance"). However due to Radnor's natural Allen/Seinfeld/Braff charm he gets away with it. Sam meets Mississippi (Kate Mara) and the two begin sort of seeing each other. Radnor's script seems cocky with how easy it is for him, but a bold move he plays makes things more believable and interesting. He suggests a three night stand rather than one, not a bad idea. Another couple is Annie (Malin Akerman stealing the show) and Sam #2 (A very likable Tony Hale). She has alopecia and believes that Sam #2 is too dorky for her. When in reality he is a sweet guy that will help her overcome her commitment fear. The third couple is kind of thrown in there, but do have some nice scenes. They are Mary (Zoe Kazan) and Charlie (Pablo Schreiber) who are having trouble deciding whether to move to LA or stay in NYC and whether that means breaking up or so.

The film lacks the push to make it something memorable. There is also the short story factor. The three stories feel like different short stories that don't add up to one full feature length movie. Which ironic because it's said Sam is said to be a great short story writer but can't make a good book. Radnor has a bright future if he learns from his past work. I think this is a nice stepping off point to a bright future.

6.5/10
Recommendation: Like a poor man's How I Met Your Mother meets "Garden State". Not as great as those but still not bad.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

The Concert (7.5/10)

This lovely film deals with two themes. The first is that music can truly bring people together. The second is that as long as you keep laughing, life is good. There's some merit to both, it relies a bit to much on the audience to figure it out, but not everything can be perfect. This is a darling movie with heart and comedy. It has some spectacular music as well. The plot has alot to it but the film seems to drag at times and takes a while for you to get into.

Andrey use to be a famous Russian composer. The communists shut him down for hiring Jewish musicians. Years later he's now working as a janitor in the very place he once composed. He steals a letter meant for another composer and plans to get his old orchestra back together and pretend to be the other band. This way he can finish his final composition. He needs some things for this to work including famous violinist Anne-Marie (Melanie Laurent, beautiful and talented as always). However there's some dark secrets into Andrey's past that won't go away easily. This is quite a nice film that will make you fell something, but it isn't one to be remembered for years to come.

7.5/10
Recommendation: Lot's great classical music and a deep movie for those interested.

Unforgiven (10/10) Film Analysis

Note: This was my final paper for my Film 101 class. The purpose was to analyze a film we saw in the class. I choose Unforgiven and talked about the theme presented in the film. This isn't a strict review but since It was there and my film teacher gave me an A+, I thought I'd post in anyways.

“Deserves got nothing to do with it.” These lines said by William Munny (Clint Eastwood) are the truest lines said in a western ever. As William Munny stands above the bleeding Little Bill (Gene Hackman), now a shadow of his former self he cocks the gun and prepares to kill him in cold blood. Bill says that he doesn’t deserve this, to die in this situation. William looking dominant with a low angle shot, mutters the opening words, more to himself than to Bill. Unforgiven is a film that is not only the greatest career choice by Clint Eastwood, but is also a slap in the face to his most of his previous movies. 

In the 1992 film Unforgiven, Clint Eastwood forsakes the traditional western to create a realistic dire portrait deglamorizing the genre. Clint Eastwood known as a hero of the western genre, the biggest badass of them has made a radical change. He has decided to look past his fame and make reflection true to western life, violent realism. A character study showing violence for what it rally is, dehumanizing and sad.

The film starts off in a rolling text as William’s house presented in a extreme long shot hangs in the sunlight of the day. A sad song from the score creates a simple life mood with tone of loss. The audience learns that Will’s wife has passed away and of Will’s savage past. Knowing Eastwood films this is quite expected, that he has or was known as a man who knows how to cause conflict. William Munny now lives with his two children in the middle of nowhere (that means a lot when talking about a western) and farms pigs. At the first look of Will, it looks as if the previous text was wrong. He is an old broken down man who spends more time on his back being tossed around then this killer described. What changed?

Like many western characters a woman changed him. His past is just a painful memory and a new future waits. The future doesn’t have to be bright, just a change from what he was. It looks like Will is different, until a little visit by “The Schofield Kid” (Jaimz Woolvett). The Kid has come to ask Will to come out of retirement, and kill two men. What kind of request is that?  Killing two men for 500 dollars (still a lot back then). The Kid comes off so casual in his words as if the request is simple conversation. That is why the west is such a dissident place, where killing becomes casual. It is for a just cause, to avenge the mutilation of a woman (with false rumors), but is it right? Gandhi once said, “an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.” It would appear here that it would have been better said an eye for a head.

Will joins The Kid and along with the also now unretired Ned Logan (Morgan Freeman) head out to kill these two men. On their way The Kid asks questions about Will’s past, his killing to be specific. We learn more and more of Will’s past as he answers bluntly. With a quite gaze Will looks out nearly every time his deeds catch up to him. His “thousand yard stare” is one created by his hands. Clint Eastwood plays Will as a silent and clumsy hero. When he’s not killing he’s not good at anything else. How sad that your only talent is to end life. However when the gun is in his hand, gunpowder turns into his air, liquor his fuel, blood his essence and red-hot steel his life; he is at home. He appears uncomfortable in his savage body when a gun isn’t present. Will is a killer, but Eastwood does not make him a glorious one.

Clint Eastwood has played some of the greatest gunslingers of all time. “The Man With No Name” or Blondie as he is known by some may just be the greatest of them all. He killed dozens and “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly” is the pinnacle of his legend. We look at Eastwood as badass killer. That raises the question, why do we praise one who takes life? It appears that Eastwood has seen this and wants to answer this question. It would look like he has said “ While I’m sorry for everything I’ve done (character/film speaking) this is who I am, I can’t run from it.” Eastwood creates Unforgiven as a eulogy of sorts; he is looking for redemption, but is lured back in. If we were told that Will is in fact Blondie, then this film would make even more sense. Eastwood starring in Unforgiven shows the deeds of his past characters as heinous and wants to step in the right direction. However it’s hard to change who you are as a person (Ex. saloon shootout). Some people just don’t change, they endure.

Eastwood arrives in town  to be in turn beaten up by Bill. The scene shot in natural light showing how the darkness can be reflected with the character’s morals. Bill is a strict sheriff, one with complicated morals. However by the end of the film, he be may be the closest we having to a textbook hero. Now to call him good is a stretch, but at least he symbolizes something beyond evil in this film. He looks to punish the men responsible for the mutilation, but instead organizing a trade for the damages, with the saloon manager (who is in competition to be the most self involved bad character in the film). Bill agrees to not because he wants to, but because that is what the west is. Women are treated like cattle out there, because men hold all the power. It may be even more appropriate to call all westerns the problem with this. Bill follows the pattern of the western more than his own morals. He then keeps guns out of his town to avoid the threat of assassins. Bill beats up English Bob (Richard Harris) because he lies about his possession of firearms. The scene continues to darken (shadows/light) reflecting the violence as it gets worse. Once again he has good ideas, just bad morals. Some would say that later his killing of Ned is too much, that Bill deserves his death. Bob looks at this as the same that Will, The Kid, or Ned would, “An eye for and eye” (an assassin for a cutter). The later part of that saying is lost on them; they are already blind by the chaos of the west. Killing Ned is not just, but furthers Bill being a product of society, same as Will. The two characters are very similar; both are a result of their environments, which makes them good at killing. They try to justify it and avoid the conflicts that life throws at them (Will a farmer and Bill keeping guns out of town). Yet they can’t hide from who they are, Bill enjoys the violence and Will would call it home. They are trapped in the west, a prison they created.

However Eastwood as a director wants to keep people out of this lifestyle by deglamorizing the violence often seen in westerns. He shoots the first cutter and we see his long agonizing death. Back in those days a bullet to the gut was the biggest insult, they had no way to fix it yet. It meant a long gruesome death. The audience feels something for the man as he dies as we witness his last moments. Will sits on top of the ridge, looking into the sun. He knows what he did and wishes he didn’t, but it’s already done. William is often shown in medium close-ups and rarely shown closer. It’s possible Will is shown this way saying no one knows who he is (including him), he’s always at a distant. The next cutter is killed in an outhouse as “relieves himself”. Both kills are ambushes to kill the men in the safest way, and cowardly in a sense too. Not the usual Eastwood way where he takes on a dozen outlaws as he stands in the center of town. We don’t celebrate these killing but we still want to see it done. A insight to the audience that we want to see these men draw their last breath.

Will and The Kid wait for the money to arrive and The Kid reveal’s the truth about his killing past. They are presented in an extreme long shot with a deep depth of focus showing their isolation from their world. He says “it doesn’t seem real” and that’s what it is. In a nanosecond, life is over and he is no longer a man, but a corpse. The Kid realizes his mistake in taking another life, yet he is still guilty. “We all got it coming” Will says more to himself than to The Kid. All those in the west or the western genre are guilty of killing, of making violence cool. They have taken lives and Will feels they deserve to have their own candles go out. Not because it would make them even with the victims if they died, but to avoid any more sorrow for those who know the dead. To continue to live means more death for Will. He will just add to the tears if he continues on this way. He doesn’t deserve it more than other men. His death will just go hand in hand with what the west and the western genre makes it to be, chaos.

Clint Eastwood ends the film in a way that would seem to be going along with the western genre. Will walks into a saloon and shoots nearly everybody inside. Sound editing makes the scene loud and explosive. This is similar to many westerns and Eastwood films in general. This ending is not to make westerns cool and blow up the genre, but saying westerns cannot change. Similar to Will that he will always be a killer, Westerns will always be about violence. The natural light not only creates a realistic portrait, but as well as dark portrayal similar to the film.  Will leaves the saloon not to ride off into the sunset, but a dark rainy street as he yells threats. The American flag hangs in the background still in focus (depth of focus) saying that Americans are guilty of promoting and continuing this way of life. 

Nobody in this film is innocent; there are just different shades of grey to black. Will is guilty killing many men, because that is who he is. Bill has let paranoia ruin his life. Ned goes to kill men and cheats on his wife, the hookers want to take two lives for some scars; she is still a whole person. The saloon manager Skinny thinks of women as cattle. The Kid wants to become a killer. English Bob damns the west (in a way saying period English pieces and westerns should not mix) yet is guilty of doing the same things everybody else has done. The two cutters scar a woman over a small thing. Then there is W.W, the man responsible for allowing it to live. He writes and idolizes these men. Who looks at killing as just a way to sell books. His words bring others out to try make their own legends. W.W may just be the most ignorant “bad” character in the film.

Men are not men on the battlefield. They are creatures that would tear apart anything to live. Yet we don’t blame them, it’s simply survival. Westerns go beyond it and make these men heroes who do it for money and fun. “I’ve killed everything that’s about walked or crawled at one time or another,” Will tells Little Bill in the saloon. We look at this man as the hero of the film. Most cheer for him as takes on the saloon full of men. Instead it might be better to look at him as a sad hero. A man with empty eyes as he proceeds to take the lives of others.  Clint Eastwood did not make this film to blowup the western genre. The man wanted to show what the western genre is, a way of promoting violence and what makes men and monsters similar. 

10/10
Recommendation: One of the greatest westerns ever made and just one of the best films ever. That should mean I recommend it to anyone.





Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Transformers: Dark of The Moon (2.5/10)

So this is suppose to be a  movie, I call horse shit! This is abomination of the cinema, it's is nearly everything wrong with movies. Why? There is nothing about the film I can say something really positive about. Acting, directing, editing and script are in an abysmal pit and deserve to rot down there. The special effects... it's the same thing as before. So why should it be good if it's the same old crap. Now the normal sequel looks to bring up points the first film can't bring up. "Spider-Man 2" does great work with a superhero turning away from his powers. "The Dark Knight" talks about the chaos a man like Batman brings to his good intentions. "Transformers 3" does nothing interesting, it's just a new and still poor reason for robots to be fighting. Peter Travers said this movie will make you die a little inside, I can see why (maybe too far, but what other movie can you say that about?)

You know what... fuck the plot. I'm not going to even describe the thing in full detail. The five minutes writing it is more than it deserves. Shia LaBeouf (the douche of hollywood) is back and just as terrible. He's slightly better than the last one, but I had more fun fighting the chill from the rain than watching the movie when I saw it at the drive in. Megan Fox is gone and the replacement is Victoria Secret model Rosie Huntington Whiteley. You know the casting director was probably looking at her looks when she was casted because there's no acting talent here. I heard Amber Heard, an actual talented actress was rumored for the part. I'm glad she didn't do the movie because no amount of talented actors can save this bombed out building of a experience. So the Autobots want to to stop the Decepticons from bringing Cybertron to Earth through a portal, this way the humans are not made into slaves to rebuild the planet. Well it's about 1:30 to get to the final battle and everything getting there is just bad. The finale isn't really better, but the explosions will wake you up after falling asleep to the dialogue (that would be a welcome escape). The battle jumps around so much it makes no sense at all. One second there's fighting, next there's something showing something completely contradictionary to what you just saw. The finale stole items from other movies as well. The famous "Inception" score is there, a direct shot from "Doom" and Michael Bay even used stock footage from his film "The Island". I had more fun laughing at the "Inception" score than any forced joke they try to shove down your throat on you.

This is a awful, terrible, and a piece of shit movie. Why? Movies are suppose to be special, made with care, to invoke the mind. This one dumbs it down from minute one. I've never given a rating this bad before, but this is the one that deserves it. "Boondock Saints 2: All Saint's Day", "The Season of The Witch" and "Paranormal Activity" came close, but here's the winner. I'm saving the 1/10 score for the worst movie I think I'll ever see. I don't want to say anything to good about the movie, because I don't want to give you hope. It however is not deserving of that 1/10. Don't get me wrong though, this movie sucks. Watching a movie "just to see explosions" is not great reason to see a movie. I can go online and watch things getting blown up on youtube to see that. The action needs to have story for you to care and  this one falls flat. The actors at least have something more to do in the battles unlike the other ones, however because it took three movies to do that it's hardly something to boast about. "Transformers: Dark of The Moon" is one of the low point's in film history.

2.5/10
Recommendation: If you like the Transformers saga then you should like this. I wasn't a fan of the first, but I thought the special effects were groundbreaking. The second is worst than this. That is a horrible thing! If you thought the second was a good movie or somehow liked it, you'll like this. I would never recommend this movie otherwise. I saw it because I wanted to see if Peter Travers was right, I'll let you decide but his words don't look to bad right now.

Horrible Bosses (7.5/10)

Comedies should push the boundaries, too many hold back. "Horrible Bosses" is not original in plot (hell they mention the movie(s) their ripping off from), but its jokes are fresh and new. The jokes are dirty which is what the R rating should be. I criticized "No Strings Attached" because that movie had no business being a R movie (or listed as a balls to the wall funny movie, it's not even close). "Horrible Bosses" pushes those borders, but doesn't breach them.

Nick Hendricks (Jason Bateman) wants the senior VP postion at his company. Well Dave Harken (Kevin Spacey) his boss looks to criticize him at every turn. Then if Nick quits, Dave says he'll give the worst recommendation he can give and make sure Nick will never work in this field again (I believe him). Next Dale Arbus (Charlie Day playing a slightly more successful Charlie Kelly, isn't that awesome) is looking to get married. To bad his boss D. Julia Harris (Jennifer Anniston, her best role in years) is black-mailing him into sex. I can think of worse things, but she threatens to tell his fiancee a bunch of lies and Dale is in trouble. Kurt Buckman (Jason Sudeikis), 1st of all that name is perfect for news anchoring, but he's got problems in his chemical disposing company. His boss (Donald Sutherland) dies (no way a spoiler) and the crazy son Bobby Pellitt (Colin Farrell as funny as his comb over, which is alot). Bobby will run the company in the ground and Kurt can't see himself getting another job. Well with the help from "Motherfucker" Jones (Jamie Foxx), they plot to kill each other's bosses to help the lives. Well the bosses are evil so the morale issue is not to hard to question, besides it's a comedy. 

This movie was a blast and I see the praise it was getting. Some called it one of the best comedies of the year (it is). I agree with Roger Ebert and Peter Travers most of all. Ebert says the jokes are perfect for an R rated comedy and does a great job with it. Travers says that it's a good movie, but not as good as it could have been. Part of me agrees. The cast is utter awesomeness, they get alot of great laughter. However the script can't keep up with the actors and the movie feels a bit cheapened because of it. "Horrible Bosses" is a very funny movie, could have been better, but don't let that stop you from holding your sides in laughter.

7.5/10
Recommendation: A very funny film. You want comedy, then here it is. Also It's Always Sunny fans will be very pleased in our Charlie.

It's Kind Of A Funny Story (9.5/10)

This film truly won me over. I'd say it's been a while, but that's not true. "Midnight In Paris", "Black Death" and "Bringing Out The Dead" did it recently. So "It's Kind Of A  Funny Story" will just be added to that list, that's still pretty great. Here is a movie, you (or at least I did) start with skepticism, but it sweeps the floor with you and you don't want it to end. Funny, smart, caring, emotional, powerful, and life changing (to a extent) are many of the things I can say about this movie. It's very original with it's ideas and will keep you wanting more. This film is kind of a funny story, but aren't those strange things that make everything so wonderful every now and then.

So we meet Craig Gilner (Keir Gilchrist, like the film, he won me over) and the kid has problem. He's depressed and thinking about killing himself. Craig has dreams of jumping off the Brooklyn Bridge with his family showing up worrying about the bike he rode there. He has a dream worse than usual and rides his bike to the hospital to get some help. He says that his family and friends can't help him and that worries him. So the doctor commits him to a psych ward for 5 days to get some help (Craig was hoping for pills). With the help of Bobby (Zach Galifianakis in a performance to bruise your heart) and some others Craig may learn something about himself. Well what makes this better is the crazy fantasies Craig has. He thinks in elaborate patterns about what his school is like, his friends, or a musical self-help activity that spices up the film wonderfully. The supporting characters all have brilliant life too. Bobby is depressed as well, he's tried to kill himself six times. He has a little daughter he loves with all his damaged heart. Bobby doesn't know what to do, his first goal is a place to live once he gets out. This proves a problem and he takes it as something that reflects his own life. Craig will help him as much as Bobby will help Craig. There's also Noelle (Emma Roberts showing she may prove to be as great as her aunt Julia Roberts), another teen in the ward. She's a very pretty girl but with some big problems too. She's a cutter and has scars over her body. However that doesn't mean she's anything but a kind person. She sees a little deed Craig does a decides play an amusing question game. Craig starts to have feelings for her (of course) but the actors, characters, and plot lets rooting for them be easy. It won't be simple, especially with Craig being in love with his best friend's girlfriend. Well life isn't that simple either as Craig sees as well.

This is truly a fantastic film. Craig's personal problems I feel are something any teen suffers at one point. It has different levels with Craig being high on the list. He's just as scared about his future and where he belongs as much as I am at times. It's a film that's easy to understand the problems and the characters may as well be speaking to the audience as well as each other at times. I should have expected this from Ryan Fleck, director of the phenomenal "Half Nelson", glad he hasn't lost his talent. This is a movie to pick you up off those heavy feet and let that racing mind get some peace.

9.5/10
Recommendation: A movie about suicidal people in a psych ward may keep some a way. It shouldn't because this is a terrific movie. Really something to treasure.
Note: Craig is lucky character to have somebody like Noelle interested in him. A kind and interesting girl. Plus a huge amount of points (inside joke from the movie) that she's a big fan of Radiohead, The Pixies and Joy Division.

Win Win (8.5/10)

"Win Win" follows a classic formula, but it works great with it. The formula is nice, so why not continue to use it? I don't know what to call it but here's the guideline... person has problem, enter new angle, first distrust then acceptance, the new angle and the person are happy, enter problem, fight, and finally make up at the end. "Win Win" is a winner because it just frankly is a good movie, I can't see a problem with any of it.

Mike Flaherty (Paul Giamatti, great as always) is a lawyer with a struggling practice, has a lackluster home life and coaches a losing wrestling team for the high school. His problems seems realistic and will win you over without to much flash nor blandness. To get some quick easy cash to save his practice he takes on guardianship of Leo (Burt Young). He sends him to a nursing home to make things easier for himself. Soon Leo's grandson, Kyle shows up (first timer Alex Shaffer showing real talent) and needs a place to stay and help. So Mike and his wife (Amy Ryan) take him in but are not to sure what the end game plan is. Kyle joins the wrestling team and the kid is a wonder. Mike uses him to boost his own esteem why helping the kid, Win-Win situation right? Well Kyle's rehab frequenting mother (Melanie Lynskey) will question that.

Thomas McCarthy knows how to take a simple plot and make it engaging and heartfelt. The movie is very simple, but that's what makes it so great. Like I said earlier, neither flashy nor bland. "Win Win" has found a niche and walks tall with it.

8.5/10
Recommendation: Not the most groundbreaking movie, but there's no real flaws. It's enjoyable for real anybody, I'd watch it if you can.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Bringing Out The Dead (10/10)

Here is a film that is endlessly entertaining, deeply morale, highly metaphorical, where every word holds merit and crafted to perfection by a entourage of masterminds. Martin Scorsese is a mastermind of film. When have you seen him not give it his all. Every film he makes is not just another movie. It's like he's throwing up a wild bet, staking everything he has on his new movie. "Bringing Out The Dead" is probably Scorsese's most underrated film. It was a box office bust so that may explain why, but damn if it's not still a impressive movie. "Bringing Out The Dead" is a movie that is as heartfelt and movimg, something to touch us personally as it is wildly funny and a blast of excitement.

Frank Pierce (Nicholas Cage) is a paramedic, probably one of the most grueling jobs out there. They work mostly late nights and live around death and pain. Every call a paramedic receives is never happy. It's all about trying to help somebody survive. Most the time it's physically, but some need the paramedics mentally too. Frank hasn't saved a life in months. He's helped people get better, but when so many of the victims have no pulse when he arrives, he's not going to save the already dead. His brain is fried and worked to exhaustion (through what he sees and what he imagines). Frank arrives at a cardiac arrest call where a family watches the father limp and dead lying on the bed. He's had no pulse for ten minutes which means his brain is fast becoming useless. He suggests playing music the father liked (Sinatra in this case) to help him recover. They get a pulse but no other signs of life, so they bring him to the hospital. The daughter Mary Burke (Patricia Arquette) is in and out of the hospital looking for information on her father. Frank takes a liking to her, but it's not love. It's about Frank wanting to help save some one (as a paramedic would) and in turn she'll  help him over come his demons.

Frank spends three nearly sleepless nights working with three different partners as her makes rounds around NYC. His first partner is Larry (John Goodman) somebody who has food on his mind all the time. It's his way of dealing with the job (he gets mad when he realizes he may have the same meal twice in two days). The second night is Marcus (Ving Rhames), a gospel spewing man who believes that Jesus is saving the men and the paramedics are just his hands. There is a truly humorous scene where they arrive at a scene of a OD'd rockstar. Marcus has all the punk rockers take hands and pray for a miracle, when the rock star by the name of "I.B Bangin" (no joke) is revived. Marcus lights up and thanks the lord enthusiastically. This movie is actually quite funny, some of it morbid but others just plain funny. You'll be laughing one minute and feeling despair the other, the mix is is brilliantly done. Such as a scene where two abandon house squatters call in Frank. The man says his girlfriend is having a heart attack, but she's in labor. He say's thats impossible "we're both virgins"... well maybe one of you is. However once the babies actually start coming (you know it won't be simple) the movie is back to solemn and reflecting. The third partner and third night (being reborn like Jesus) is with Walls (Tom Sizemore), a man who's coming apart at the havoc NYC shows, so he moves with it rather than against it.

I said this film is metaphorical because NYC might as well be Hell. The people there are almost always vile, cruel, angered beyond reason, love violence and exploit there bodies through a series of means. Junkies roam the city looking for a angry fix and will do anything for it. The whores walk outside without a care for themselves or the world. Crime is rampart and unyielding. It is a cruel place Frank works and it's killing him. He is not living a life much better. He see's a woman Rose who he could not save, and she haunts him (Her death flashback is a marvelous scene). Frank is one of the few men out there who walks into work wanting to get fired, but doesn't for odd reasons. He asks for time off, he can't get it, so he tries to get fired. He won't quit because he knows deep down this job is a part of him. The feeling of saving a life is the greatest high one can get. Frank says it feels like being God. Mary is a woman with problems too. Saying only the strong can deal with addiction. The strong don't need addiction and don't divulge into the evil's the cities offer in the first place. NYC is a very dirty place and it's the only place Frank sees as home.

This a phenomenal film. It can affect you in many ways. Some will be delighted by it's dark humor ("Don't make me take off my sunglasses" should be a classic line) and others will reflect on the pain Frank has. Nicholas Cage is a on and off actor. "The Wicker Man", "Ghost Rider", "National Treasure 2: The Book of Secrets"among other others show he is a ridiculous actor with little skill. "Leaving Las Vegas", "Adaptation" and "Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call - New Orleans" show his talent and put him at the foremost of actors in the world. "Bringing Out The Dead" shows his talent once again. His painful eyes and descent into madness is masterful acting. This is a throwback to "Taxi Driver " for Scorsese and in my mind still his masterpiece. So I was bound to like this film as well. I've read from two critics and some people that this film is the balancing out point to "Fight Club" in 1999. Where "Fight Club" promoted mindless violence and at least turning off your brain to the problems in the world. "Bringing Out The Dead" shows the world's it's problems and doesn't shy away, but tries to impact the audience. It wants the people watching to understand and then to disregard violence. I got to agree with them there. I love "Fight Club" and always will, but it's a sound argument against it (you can look up more details online). However "Bringing Out The Dead" is a first rate film that will take through hell and back, a masterpiece.

10/10
Recommendation: All around it's very enjoyable. A style kind of like "Fight Club", humor like "Pulp Fiction", grittiness like "Taxi Driver".  This is one hell of a movie. Not the strongest 10/10 I've given, but I don't saw a flaw or anything to take it down in rating.

La Belle Personne (8.5/10)

I felt while watching this film that their school is very court like. The relationships and the drama felt like a rehashed version of an old shakespeare work. To my surprise in the closing credits the film was said to be based loosely on La Princesse de Clèves. It's an old book about love in court during the time of Henry II. The theme is that love is temporary, and the film carries that over nicely. "La Belle Personne" is lovingly melancholy movie about love. It's sad and bleak (purposely and done fantastically) but hey... a sad movie is nice once in a while.

Junie (Lea Seydoux, looking great as always) moves to a new school after the death of her mother. It's a less classy school and the other students do look at her different. At first all the male students fall in love with Junie. A shy yet handsome boy by the name of Otto (Grégoire Leprince-Ringuet) wins her though. They have a awkward yet nice conversation how there were many great Junie's in literature and no great Otto's. Soon enter the Italian teacher Nemours (Louis Garrel, when is he not giving it his all) and over the course of the film, Junie and Nemours start to have feelings for each other. Also FYI Nemours is a young man, in his twenties so there's no strange older man thing here. The film explores fleeting love and personal relationships in a highschool that's a paradox for a old fashion court. It's very fascinating, much more than I thought it would be. This is a winner (in a depressing way).

8.5/10
Recommendation: Set up like a classic play but in a modern age. A smart and loving film for those looking for one.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Biutiful (8/10)

While "Midnight in Paris" may be one of the most uplifting movies I've seen in a while, "Biutiful" may be one of the most depressing. The film is melodramatic and somber from minute one and will not let up until the credits roll. The mood won't end there, it's going to be a movie that sticks with you. Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu steps away from his trilogy of films with writer Guillermo Arriaga and into his own realm. It's just as bleak but damn does Inarritu know how to work the genre. It's a movie to remember.

Uxbal (Javier Bardem) is a man on his way to the grave. He has a life as complicated as it can get. He has two sweet and adorable kids but lives in poverty. His ex-wife wants to be a part on their family, but is abusive and crazy. Uxbal works in the underworld of Barcelona and lives in sin. He deals with drugs, street peddling, sweat shops, illegal immigration among other things. Also he can see the dead, but this is more a plot device to help Uxbal alienation from the world. Uxbal sounds like he would be a bad man, but he is just trying to survive the best he can. Not everyone in the gutters world has eyes on the stars. Uxbal is just trying to keep his head above ground. Too bad cause he's diagnosed with cancer and has only months to live. He looks to make things better for everyone involved in his life before he dies. This is not as simple or not as generous as it seems. Life in the underworld doesn't really mean your going to be all right no matter what happens.

The film is very powerful, but the bleak nature is not for everyone. The movie runs a bit long at 2:30 hours. Inarritu gets away with it in his other films because their all interlocking stories (3+ stories). Here is Uxbal and minor subplots, to long a film if you ask me. The ending is a bit empty but getting there is emotional. Javier Bardem gives a tour de force that tears down the walls. He's so great that every emotion in the film looks genuine. He was nominated for Best Actor at the Oscars, I can see why. I wouldn't have mind him winning even (still up for debate). "Biutiful" is beautiful film that lives a rooted life in the darkness this world has.

8/10
Recommendation: Very dark, gloomy and depressing but emotional and powerful. If that's your thing then "Biutiful" is for you. This was my 5th most anticipated film for last year. Bardem didn't let me down (he may have passed expectations), but the film wasn't as great as I though it would be albeit still very good.

Sunday, July 3, 2011

Midnight in Paris (9.5/10)

I live on a similar plane as Gil (Owen Wilson, his best role in years). Not that we are in similar social classes and standings. It's that we have an idea about life and culture  and if we're not living it, we wouldn't know what else to do. Gil is the kind of guy that wishes he grew up in a different time. He looks at 1920's Paris and it's achievements as the ideal life. I wrote in my "The Dreamers" review that I wish I was in 1960's Paris in the time of New Wave film making that flourished during the time. I think we all have a time that we want to live in, maybe you just want to relive some years rather than choose a new one. Gil and I have minds that aren't quite here but always looking at the world through different eyes. "Midnight in Paris" is a lovely film that is funny, endearing, charming, smart an cultured. This is a brilliant way to spend two hours. Not even spend, but actively enjoy.

Gil and his fiancee Inez (the always pretty Rachel McAdams) have bummed along with Inez's parents to Paris. Inez looks to shop and enjoy the finer things. Gil looks at Paris like a painting or a poem. It is beautiful beyond mere words to him. Every corner and alley has it's own little magic. The film opens with about three minutes of camera shots of Paris. They don't show the sites so much as the beauty in the average street. Gil and Inez bump into Paul (Michael Sheen), an old college friend of Inez and we have are antagonist. He's not a villain, but from minute one the audience and Gil don't like him. Paul is that rich snobby guy that thinks he knows everything and has no problem telling you this. He could be completely wrong, but won't admit defeat. Gil and I are the people who love art and culture and Paul is the guy that gives us a bad name. Inez is smitten and eats up everything he says. Gil is less impressed and wants to enjoy things himself rather be told why he should like what he sees.

(slight spolier upcoming)
Gil leaves Paul and Inez one night and goes on a walk around Paris one night. He sits on some steps when a old fashion car comes up and the people driving beckon him inside. He ends up wandering Paris in the 1920's and meets the famous minds of the time. Gil is as clueless as we are at first. He looks like he's seen a ghost (he sort of has). However he comes around after spending some time with his role models. He hangs out with F. Scott Fitzgerald (future star Tom Hiddleston), his wife Zelda (Allison Pill), the ever badass Ernest Hemingway (Corey Stoll), Gertrude Stein (Kathy Bates), Pablo Picasso (Marcial Di Fonzo Bo), Salvador Dali (Adrien Brody having a blast), Luis Bunuel (Adrien de Van), Man Ray (Tom Cordier) T.S Eliot (David Lowe) and many more. I listed so many names because like Gil, we are impressed as well. The classic names you'll know but Gil's fascination will win you over. I recognized most the names and some by face first, but other names may not impress the average movie goer. It won't matter in the long run. You can't be 100% sure what Gil sees is real, but who cares... that's part of the magic. Gil and the audience believe it because it's so much fun. He meets an aspiring fashion designer Adriana (The easy to love Marion Cotillard) and sees a new life with her. She supports his creativity and also believes Paris is a gem. Inez while not a bad person, is just the wrong one for Gil. She idolizes another man, wants a completely different life than Gil, believes "cheap is cheap", has little respect for her fiancee and doesn't supports Gil's dream. So is it hard to see why Gil has a thing for another woman? Infidelity is a terrible thing, but some couples aren't meant to be. It doesn't seem possible to hate Gil for choosing this life, he's to likable a character. Throw in a nostalgia store clerk Gabrielle (French beauty Lea Seydoux) and a private eye following Gil and you have a movie that is as in love with it's characters as Gil is with Paris.

The movie is all story, character, mood and feeling. I found myself watching Gil in scenes where others were talking because I saw so much of myself in him. He quietly mops around when unhappy and lags behind others when he's unhappy and uncomfortable. His eyes dart from object to object in a starry eye feeling of bliss. He even silently thinks out loud when lost in a haze of thoughts and memories.  The story is darling and will be a blast/delight throughout. The sets are well designed and will make you not only love Paris, but make you feel your there as well. This is one of the best films in capturing the beautiful essence of a city. You'll come to admire the 1920's as Gil's does. "Super 8 " is this summer's best blockbuster and now with "Midnight in Paris" it has it's best romantic comedy. For those who saw romantic comedy just there and were turned off, don't be. It has romance and comedy in it but it's about so much more. You won't see those cliches you'll see in most romantic comedies. "Midnight in Paris" is one of the most original movies I've ever seen. At the stroke of midnight a car comes to pick up Gil and like the film it's nothing but mesmerizing magic.

9.5/10
Recommendation: A enjoyable movie all around. It's artsy and funny. Don't let it's cultured nature scare you off though. Something's gotta be wrong with you in order to not to like this movie (maybe not as much as me, but to hate it seems highly unlikely). I saw it at the Avon and the crowd loved it. It had about 80% older people (50 and above) and the rest college kids like me. People were laughing hysterically at parts that I just smiled at. I loved it as much as them (if not more), but damn! They were laughing for everything and applauded it when it was over. I've see only three movies the audience actually clapped over unanimously in the theater, it's definitely something special.


Vanishing on 7th Street (5/10)

Another film that suffers from failed execution, it's a sad sight. Failed execution is a term I penned and have used every now and then. It means when you see a movie that should be good (plot, characters, director etc.) but just never clicks. It just sits there and you leave feeling the same when you entered, but now it's about two hours later. This movie just plain out sucks, but it keeps giving you reason to believe. You stick it out, but it's not going to get better, it's all down hill. Too bad because this movie looks like, even when watching, it can turn around and be a winner any second.

So people are vanishing out of no where and a four people (Hayden Christensen, Thandie Newton, John Leguizamo and Jacob Latimore) crowd into a bar. Darkness is literally sucking the light from the world and is taking people (making shadow people of sorts) out of it. The bar has light as the four try to make it last until day. The first ten minutes are riveting and set up for a great movie. It's got a video game feel mixed with classic old school film paranoia. The next 80 minutes are a let down. This is a movie to let collect dust on the shelves.

5/10
Recommendation: No need to watch it, but hey I said it before and I'll say it again. Maybe you'll like it better than I did.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Funny Games US (7/10)

So judging this movie is almost impossible. If you hate it then it should be a perfect movie, if you love it then it should be horrible. Confusing? I'll explain in a second. So why can't I love how much I hate it? That feels like cheating to me. "Funny Games" is a movie that is more like a essay or psychological test than anything else. A.O Scott of the New York Times said "Away We Go" was a movie that doesn't like you, I disagree. However I would say "Funny Games" not only doesn't like you but actually tries to hurt you.

So a fairly nice upperclass family (Tim Roth, Naomi Watts and standard child actor) are staying at classy estate on a lake. Well unless you go into this movie blind (That would be better) you'll know that things won't be a quiet weekend. Two golf-caddy looking mild mannered boys show up and they bring trouble. They are Paul (A dastardly evil Michael Pitt) and Peter (Brady Corbet), white glove wearing (symbolism for clean hands seems appropriate) boys looking to play some games. Too bad their games are sadistic and cruel. Anyway the movie takes you to the limit and WILL make you feel uncomfortable (albeit bored at others).

The 7/10 comes from straight film making. Looking at it's acting, camera shots, plot and innovation it fits the 7/10 bill. The problem is that at the same time I want to give this movie a 1/10 or maybe a 9/10 (won't give it a perfect score though). Michael Haneke, the director, has made a shot for shot remake of his German 1988 original (RIP Ulrich Muhe). His purpose, to show us how sadistic as people we are. I watched the original not knowing much and was confused, but I knew I watched something special and unique. After two days I figured it out. Haneke just slapped me in the face and gave me a middle finger. I then asked for another sir. Watching the remake was the same, actually I got distracted because it is identical to the original. I wanted to reexamine it for a review so I gave this new one a shot. It sucks because I failed the test by going back. Haneke wants you to turn off his movie and in that way you pass the test. To watch it in some ways makes you a bad person. Seeing as how I've watched both versions I think Haneke is kind of of a dick. Why can't I just watch your movie to simply watch based on merit? See Haneke made his original in response to the stream of bloody horror movies that came out in the 80's. Ones that celebrate mindless violence over story telling. To mock those who watch these horror movies loving the bloodcurdling screams and in Haneke's mind I think getting turned on to it (not entirely wrong). So in a post 9/11 world (I hate using the phrase but it's true), Americans and most people have come to love the torture genre. The genre is stronger now then ever, shown by "Saw 7" or whatever number they're on now. Maybe it's about wanting us seeing people hurt but this is all opinion (I've read a review that the final battle in "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" was a poetic analogy about fear of the Middle East, you can think what you want but know I cringe to the thought). So this movie is giving us a torture movie that will make you either regret watching this dark movie or love the suspense and cruel thrills it gives us. I don't hate the torture genre personally. I think most should collect dust on the shelves, but not all. There is a certain driving force behind "Hostel" and "Saw" that made me happy that I've seen them (at least once). It gives you idea what you would do in these situations, it's not a bad feeling when watching movies. However "Funny Games" looks to bring us to a breaking point or atleast see if we have one. It still follows classic torture patterns though, so in a way I think Haneke is hypocritical in making this movie as well. Breaking the fourth wall in the movie was actually a really nice touch, made it more of a impact on audiences psyche."Funny Games" is a torture movie for people who hate (and also love) torture movies.

7/10
Recommendation: It's artsy and smart for that crowd and will get your blood going for the other. Either way it's more a statement than film, but something interesting in the end.